Monday, December 28, 2009

redneck law & order

once again, some of my favorite police reports filed in wise county over the past month:


700 block of W. Lamar St. - Three teenagers in a small white passenger car parked in front of a woman’s residence “and started singing a song in a very harassing manner.”


--probably Britney, lil'wayne, or hopefully hova.

400 block of CR 4591 – Two unknown suspects circled a home in a go kart and pelted the residence with paintballs.
200 block of Chisholm Hills Drive – Pigs escaped from their pen.
1800 block of FM 1810 - Family members were arguing about not wanting to continue working in the family business. One was threatened to be left out of the father’s will.
4200 block of U.S. 380 – A male went to a church and asked to use the telephone. He was asked to leave, at which point he denounced the church’s Christianity.
--that one isn't very Christian-like is it?

100 block of Marsh Salt Court – An intruder entered a vacant home and built a fire in the fireplace.
1900 block of CR 1560 – A man reported that someone left his mailbox open.
--maybe the mailman??
100 block of Lange Way – A father complained of a son who continually sneaks out of the house. A deputy advised him of his rights to discipline his child.
1500 block of CR 2696 – A man assaulted his wife with a remote control. The wife fled the house on foot. The husband chased her in his truck throughout the city of Alvord. Deputies located him and arrested him for assault.

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