Wednesday, October 28, 2009

redneck police reports

i put up a post a couple of weeks ago with an excerpt from my town's daily newsletter. the editors at the newspaper thought it would be a good idea to print some of the calls that come in to the police department. after reading some of these gems, i couldn't agree more.

some of my faves:

300 block of CR 1646 - A man claimed he was going to commit suicide by shooting himself in the head. When he checked to see if the gun was loaded, he accidentally shot himself in the left foot. He was transported to Wise Regional Health System in Decatur.

3200 block of U.S. 287 N - Two neighbors were having a verbal dispute. One of them jumped into his pickup, did a donut in his own yard and slung mud across the fence and onto his neighbor. No charges were filed.

1300 block of CR 4280 - A woman's son came to her house and caused a "ruckus."

1500 block of Rogers Road - A man reported that a subject named Tyrone had called him numerous times. The man said he does not know a Tyrone.

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