Tuesday, November 3, 2009

redneck police reports

it's that time again. the best police reports from last week in wise county, texas.

100 block of CR 4693 - A man was issued a criminal trespass warning after he entered his neighbor's yard and turned off the flood lights. He told the deputy that the lights "were too bright for his party."

--i guess he's never heard of sunglasses at night.

2200 block of CR 1340 - A suspect has been breaking into a vacant home and using it as a "love shack." The homeowner found a collection of used prophylactics at the property.

200 block W. 5th Ave. - A child called 911 after he thought he saw his father drink poison. He had just taken a dose of cough syrup.

and the winner is...

800 block of CR 4421 - A man's wife was "severely intoxicated and became belligerent after not getting her way." She agreed to go stay with a friend.

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