Tuesday, November 24, 2009

subway dweller

a brooklyn kid was missing for 11 days, after it was discovered he never returned home from school. where was he? he was living underground the entire time. eating snacks and using the subway bathrooms (what bathrooms?) and riding the trains all day and all night. this is what he thinks about people now: "Nobody really cares about the world or about people." wowza.

it's finally here!!!



omg omg omg. tonight we are going to tom:tuesday dinner and i can't even sit still in my chair--i'm so excited! i've read so many blogs and reviews that confirm everything i imagine about tom when i watch him on top chef. he shakes your hand, poses for pictures, and speaks to every table! i'm going to have a heart attack if any of these things actually happen.


Monday, November 23, 2009

wise county crime report

it's that time again--a few of my favorites from the weekend crime report:

100 block of W. Kentucky St. - A man called the sheriff's department after his 5-year-old son saw a neighbor throw a dead dog across the yard. It turned out an 18-year-old woman was scooping up a dead possum with a shovel. The carcass touched her and "grossed her out and she flung it." By the time a deputy arrived, she had already given the possum "a proper burial."

100 block of PR 4768 - While standing on her front porch a woman observed a man wearing a baseball cap walking down her street. She then saw him hide behind a tree. She went inside and grabbed a shotgun. The deputy was unable to locate him.

--very aggressive old lady

900 block of Texas 101 N - Deputies responded to a domestic disturbance where a man lived with both his wife and his girlfriend. They had gotten into a verbal dispute because he was moving out.

it's miley!!!




Happy Birthday Miley!!!

gross



the deep ocean is the least explored environment on the planet. scientists have recently discovered this jelly-fish thing in the gulf of mexico. of course they gave it some outrageous, hard-to-remember fish name.

daily dixie



it's a little small, but look how grown up dixie looks today! she's finally growing into her bug eyes! yay!!

Friday, November 20, 2009

seagren's looking for love


here

another wonderful blonde joke

speak lol cat






















it seems that kelly isn't a big fan of the speaklolcat translator.

i love wsj commentary



this comment is in response to some ridiculous list of accusations against the republican party. the last sentence is the best line i've read in the wsj commentary in a while. well done, sir.