teen mom

i'm so excited i can hardly sit still. 

thank you, MTV. lylas. 

texas birthday celebration

my sweet, sweet family had a birthday dinner tonight for everyone who has july birthdays--even me! it's so nice of them to include me in their party, even though i'm 2,000 miles away. 

*they didn't make this cake, obvi. 

top chef, ya know

top chef is back, and so is that handsome man--tom colicchio. 

tonight's quick fire challenge is titled, "you've got crabs!" yikes. 

tlc did it again

tlc is notorious for coming up with ridiculous shows about being preggers: i didn't know i was pregnant (still not sure how that's possible), pregnant & paralyzed and the latest gem, pregnant and ...

the latest show features people who are preggers in weird situations. i had the pleasure of catching the 55 & preggers edition. holy hell.

the scarier thing is that they want to have another one next year!

speaking of babies, baby blakely is due any day now. i can't believe it's already time! preggo meggo is looking pretty good, especially in that super cute dress.

omg

this song has been declared one of the summer songs for 2010. i really don't like being so into it, but i don't care, it's the bomb.com. omg. 

cuss!

a federal appeals court just struck down the FCC's ridiculous rule on cussing out loud saying it's "incredibly vague."

i'm pretty sure this ruling just made "it's always sunny in killadelphia," that much awesomer. cuss yeah!

my bff melly

Melly: ok here we go.... Sunday marks the 2 month anniversary of you NOT blogging. two months bowles. TWO months. You tweet all day long so don't tell me you don't have enough time. Get your shiz together sister.

*from facebook -- she is such a bully. 

it's da the 4th of july

 my friend, @momsmeatloaf, just downloaded the hipstamatic app for iphone and voila! here i am, enjoying one of my favorite holidays and trying to beat the unbearable heat. 

the fireworks dress has become traditional garb. love it!

the hills are aliveeeeee

tonight is the series finale of The Hills. i've been watching since the very beginning and i can't wait to see LC on the after-show. i guess after 12am, the hills will be officially dead. sad. 

*this pic is obviously back when heidi still looked like a human. 

buckle up!

best seatbelt commercial ever.