Tuesday, January 12, 2010

daily dixie



look who took a bath! sweet dixie was running around the house being a (hyper) naked puggy while her sweater was being washed. she looks so weird without clothes on!

now it makes sense...



tom brady must have been spending too much time with his girly dog and as a result, rolled over and died during sunday's game against baltimore. gisele must rule that house with more than just a brazilian iron fist. aye aye!

zoom zoom



i wouldn't mind riding around the city in this car. especially if i got to push a button to let the roof on the 'lac down. (t.i., duhhhh)

walk the line



i'm watching walk the line right now on tv since gossip girl decided to take the longest break everrrrrr. one of my favorite lines from the movie is when johnny cash is asking june to marry him for the 50th time, at 2am, on a tour bus. her answer? "rule #1 never ask a girl to marry you on a tour bus, and #2 never say it was because you had a bad dream!" such a good movie.

location, location, location



alabama chose to display their national championship trophy at wal-mart. redneck? yes. of course they thought it was a great idea, but now that the rest of the country has found out, they seem to be a little upset about their redneck charades. boo hoo bumpkins.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

let's plan!


i can't tell you how much i love planners. it's hard to tell in the picture, but this year's edition not only matches my current nail polish, but is also patent! this little book has all the information you'll ever need: dept. of tourism phone #'s, weight conversions, airline information, travel distance, holidays, foreign embassies, and area codes--just to name a few super cool things. i can't wait to fill it up with activities and post it notes!! bring it on 2010.

got any friends?


we're looking for a roommate. as far as we can tell we've exhausted all resources but the dreaded craigslist. are any of you hiding any potential roommates? all thats required is a non-criminal background/interest in committing a crime (particulary against me), cat hater, tivo enthusiast, and doesn't eat smelly indian food. i never remember those 'friends' above having problems finding roommates--and they only knew each other. once again, tv distorts my reality. bummer dude.

looney tunes


 the sad looney tunes dog.

vanity fair


vanity fair is easily my third favorite magazine, behind the week and glamour, of course. as you can see, tiger is featured on the cover this month looking like his former bad-ass self. it's impeccable timing, really. well done vanity fair.

yo brotha'



these two brothers are having to split up because they are reaching their maturity and the zoo keepers are afraid these two brothers might try to mate with each other. incest is gross, but their trunk kisses are sweet.