i love the world...

i love the new discovery channel ad. it's so, me.

pandaaaaa

cute little panda dude.

i want these

i love lace, bows, and black. these shoes are screaming my name.

i died last night

i can't even fully express how freakin' amazing/awesome/bomb.com last night's dinner at tom:tuesday dinner was. we sat right in front of the kitchen, so i was priviledged enough to watch tom cook my dinner alll night long. i shook his hand at the end and even gave him an awkward wave goodbye. he's even better looking in person.

upper east side creeper

this is a real video. a homeless girl was living in one of my co-worker's friend's apt. she would climb down from the overhead crawl space and eat his food, among other things. they videotaped her and waited to catch her, she was eventually arrested. sooo freakin' creepy.

the end of the world

werk it gurl

looks like katie couric has been spending her free time at tenjune. that's definitely not a face a beginner makes, right poppa?

subway dweller

a brooklyn kid was missing for 11 days, after it was discovered he never returned home from school. where was he? he was living underground the entire time. eating snacks and using the subway bathrooms (what bathrooms?) and riding the trains all day and all night. this is what he thinks about people now: "Nobody really cares about the world or about people." wowza.

it's finally here!!!

omg omg omg. tonight we are going to tom:tuesday dinner and i can't even sit still in my chair--i'm so excited! i've read so many blogs and reviews that confirm everything i imagine about tom when i watch him on top chef. he shakes your hand, poses for pictures, and speaks to every table! i'm going to have a heart attack if any of these things actually happen.

wise county crime report

it's that time again--a few of my favorites from the weekend crime report:

100 block of W. Kentucky St. - A man called the sheriff's department after his 5-year-old son saw a neighbor throw a dead dog across the yard. It turned out an 18-year-old woman was scooping up a dead possum with a shovel. The carcass touched her and "grossed her out and she flung it." By the time a deputy arrived, she had already given the possum "a proper burial."

100 block of PR 4768 - While standing on her front porch a woman observed a man wearing a baseball cap walking down her street. She then saw him hide behind a tree. She went inside and grabbed a shotgun. The deputy was unable to locate him.

--very aggressive old lady

900 block of Texas 101 N - Deputies responded to a domestic disturbance where a man lived with both his wife and his girlfriend. They had gotten into a verbal dispute because he was moving out.

it's miley!!!

Happy Birthday Miley!!!

gross

the deep ocean is the least explored environment on the planet. scientists have recently discovered this jelly-fish thing in the gulf of mexico. of course they gave it some outrageous, hard-to-remember fish name.

daily dixie

it's a little small, but look how grown up dixie looks today! she's finally growing into her bug eyes! yay!!

seagren's looking for love

here

another wonderful blonde joke

speak lol cat

it seems that kelly isn't a big fan of the speaklolcat translator.

i love wsj commentary

this comment is in response to some ridiculous list of accusations against the republican party. the last sentence is the best line i've read in the wsj commentary in a while. well done, sir.

good news nyc

new york didn't even make the list for dangerous walking cities! i guess i can scale back my nervousness now...probably won't happen.

cute cute

this is the perfect little girl's room. too bad i discovered this 17 years too late.

how to sleep at work

very clever. #1 looks like mr potato head, #2 looks a little like Jesus and #3 is the guy from monopoly. right?

sad face

my friend marge sends me a pug from ihasahotdog almost every day and i love them! thanks margaret!

ben-gal

at 41, this lady is the oldest cheerleader in the nfl. she is a registered dietician with 2 kids. impressive.

lol catz

welcome to the lol catz translator. i am now impatiently waiting for the lol dogz version for chubbs, dixie, and beans.

*we have the gingy, seagy seags, to thank for this wonderful site.

ho no!

the postal service is cancelling the letters to santa program because some idiot sex offender volunteered last year, in maryland, to answer the little kid's letters. how will he know what i want for christmas?!?!!

mackdaddy

this is john mack, a baller with an accent, talking about laying the smack-down during the financial crisis. big poppa and i loveee him.
*thanks for the look kip!

gchat compliment of the day

Mike: all of your jokes are lame, but you tell them in a funny way

--i guess this could go both ways. maybe i should start with better jokes? help me out laffy taffy!

watch it, gchat.

gchat is acting up again. it better change its 'tude. quick.

*i don't know those people, but this is what i wish our group chat looked like. 'ello govenor!

hump dayyy!!!

my favorite e*trade commercial, and probably one of my favorite commercials ever made. such a cute baby with game.

5th meal

another reason he's on the list

tom brady said his wedding was perfect, and he's soo happy and such a good hubby. but i already knew those things.

uhhh, why does he have a giant pee wee herman tat? not ok.

customized corsets

customized corsets is now following me on twitter. the examples are of nfl teams--and they are the perfect gift for your sister or mom, according to their page. wow.

don't pull an angelina...

apparently, angelina feels the need to adopt a kid from every country in the world. this time, she's doing it behind brad's back...so scandalous. the frisky came up with a list of 20 things you shouldn't do without consulting your partner. these are some of my favorites:

3. seeing other people

5. erasing everything off the tivo

6. getting their named tattooed on you

7. hanging out with the ex you still like

9. joining the church of scientology

it's a tent pole not a stripper pole

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maybe emily should put a reminder on her invites to keep the pole dancing to a minimum, or at least on a more stable surface...

keeper of the cookie fortunes

i've always thought that it would bring me bad luck to throw away the fortunes you get in your cookies. by now, i've got quite the collection of little cookie papers. well, i happened to keep this particular fortune on my desk in hopes that it would actually come true. and guess what? it did!! i got a new job that is so perfect for me and i'm so excited! so keep your fortunes, because its so thrilling when they become real life.

the bottle cap is from a magic hat #9. it's also a good rule to follow.

graceland in nyc

my friend margaret from bathtub gin, loves all things southern. i'm confident that when she gets married to this man, their home's decor will be centered around this elvis lamp.

back fence mafia

this character was a table hopper at back fence. he also was a professional harmonica player--he was packing 7 harmonicas in his jacket. who knew tony soprano had musical talents?

attn ladies: cb is available

chris brown says he's taking it easy with the dating scene:

"my whole dating thing, i've been kind of chillin'. i mean, i'm chris brown, there are plenty of girls, always going to be girls around..."

uhh, excuse me? did he forget that he put the beat-down on rihanna? i doubt that there is a demand to date/potentially get beat by chris brown. what a an arrogant loser.

colts vs patriots

my bf peyton vs. kip's bf brady certainly makes for an interesting game. i, i mean peyton, better win!!

goooo peyton!!!!!

noodling

all of the boys in my office, the losers that didn't get the invite to AC, are spending their afternoon watching youtube videos of noodling catfish. naturally, i topped this with the turtle man. he's amazing, and very real.

only in texas

one of my favorite blogs, liberally lean from the land of dairy queen, posted this newspaper article from victoria, texas. located near houston/the coast, i'm guessing their hispanic population is a little higher than that of decatur, texas. i sense a little bit of racial hostility. i'm surprised they didn't say their inventory costs were down from lower hot sauce demand. geez.

moon water!!

nasa has just reported that they found a 'significant amount' of water on the moon! very cool.

happy birthday hershey!

they are giving out free mega hershey bars at the stock exchange today to honor hershey's 100th birthday, or something like that. it seems like if it were a birthday celebration, someone forgot the cake on the wrapper. birthday fail.

ole miss #2

by now, you should have figured out that i: #1 have a famous bf list and #2 these brothers are definitely on it. this weekend the giants have a bye, so guess who will be trekking down to watch the ole miss vs. tennessee game? ELI!! i'm so jealous that my sister, haley, will have the slightest chance to see that cutie. she better be armed with a camera at all times. i'm sure he's much better in person.

from dixie, with love

there is a movement against southern football traditions, and i don't like it. the wsj published an article highlighting the prohibition of playing 'from dixie, with love' at ole miss football games, as well as potentially taking the student section away/not allowing reserved seats at schools like auburn and alabama. nonsense.

easily distracted

a Texas man blames a low-flying pelican and a dropped cell phone for causing him to drive his $1 million Bugatti Veyron sports car into a salt marsh. idiot.

greatest reaction ever

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thanks casey!

wassup

rainnn

it's cold and rainy today. i want to snuggie and hold hands and watch tv.

rent-a-dog

you can rent-a-dog in nyc!!!!

since the christmas lights are up...

this is our friend rusty. i'm guessing the winter hibernation made him a bit (stir)crazy last year and resulted in the creation of this video. whatever the reason, it's a pretty great re-enactment of the pivotal scene in Home Alone.

the geniuses of mtv

mtv is filming a 'housewives' type show about life on the jersey shore, cleverly titled, "jersey shore." if you were fortunate enough to see the 'true life' episode documenting jersey shore in summertime, then you realize how unbelievably awesome this new show will be. it premieres DEC 3!!

smokey needs rogaine

this poor bear is having big problems. something is causing the bears in the german zoo to lose all their fur. they are in desperate need of rogaine, and a cute mask for now. they are scary!

on the bright side, here is a cute picture of some aflac geese.

set your tivo

the chimp attack victim, charla nash, will be on oprah today. the monkey ripped off her eyelids, lips, hands, and nose. suprisingly, she doesn't remember any of it. wowww.

meatballsss

joey chesnutt has done it again. he won a meatball-eating contest in vegas, of course, by nomming 50 mb's in 10 minutes. 50 meatballs = 6.25lbs, $1500 awarded for 1st place. that is sooo many meatballs. barf.

eventful day

this would be a good day to have a birthday (mikey). the list of things i think are cool about today:

-veteran's day (i love all holidays)
-top chef (mmm tom c.)
-animal tracks on msnbc.com (pretty obvi)
-top chef date (bday dinner at hill country)
-leaving work early
-getting to nom with poppa and hooba and wall-e!

best wednesday ever.

look how precious

this precious baby looney tunes dog is so sweet. he has an even sweeter name, the colonel.

on this day in history....

Happy Birthday Mike!!!

*some of my favorite solo shots of the birthday boy.